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Dinny
United Kingdom
332 Posts |
 Posted - 21 July 2010 : 12:12:01
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| All at the same time ? |
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jan.c
United Kingdom
161 Posts |
Posted - 21 July 2010 : 12:30:52
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| Yep all found at the same time!!!!!!! i do wonder where the doctors were looking?????? And we were using plastic speculums so nowhere for them to hide. |
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klm
United Kingdom
851 Posts |
Posted - 21 July 2010 : 14:56:23
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| she must have rattled! Did she look like she had been riding for a week or was she very roomy?!!! |
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pjkaz
553 Posts |
Posted - 21 July 2010 : 21:40:43
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Nail clippers and batteries!!!!!!, you could start a small fire with that lot.....a 'lady forest fire!!'
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lala
889 Posts |
Posted - 21 July 2010 : 21:53:44
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Nak - I didn't know my name was rude - but wait up - I feel a very rude story coming on..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Heaven heaven, story time!!!
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lala
889 Posts |
Posted - 21 July 2010 : 22:02:31
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...by the way, met Prince Philip on Monday - didn't ask him about Prince Albert though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I don't think he was very impressed with me)
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yorkshirenurse
538 Posts |
Posted - 21 July 2010 : 23:56:07
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how did you meet PP??
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lala
889 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 10:19:49
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He is patron of the sailing club my other half is a member of (drinking member that is, not sailing!!)
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juicylucy33
55 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 11:04:40
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| Hold on a minute... I need to come back to jan.c's post - nail clippers and batteries? I'm sorry but this is just too weird. Firstly, was it battery powered nail clippers or was it just a random mixture of items? Was she using it as storage? "I knew I'd left those clippers somewhere, tum ti tum ti tum". Actually thinking about it I'd quite like some battery powered.... um, nail clippers... did you keep them?? |
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Bubble54
34 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 11:25:28
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I am no longer concerned about 'hairy cx' ...... more worried about nail clippers etc
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deblynn
United Kingdom
566 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 11:31:20
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| p'raps she didnt have a handbag! |
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lala
889 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 11:49:05
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Or maybe she had that munchausen thing where they swallow spoons etc and forgot where her mouth was
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juicylucy33
55 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 11:53:12
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Or perhaps she was practising her pelvic floor exercises and seeing how many items she could hold up there for any length of time? Now starting to think Generation Game...  |
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avreede
379 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 12:12:09
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Or just her magnetic personality..?!
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willow
1209 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 12:12:29
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Bubbles,I have discussed this at great length....... Our medics believe that a hairy cervix is abnormal and needs referal. But obviously not if it was just a few stray pubes!!!! I cant believe that ANYONES pelvic floor is strong enough to hold batteries and a nail clipper. Jan are you sure there isnt the tiniest exaggerration?? Was it a hearing aud battery and a cotton bud????? Willow |
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jan.c
United Kingdom
161 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 12:26:43
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| I SWEAR ON MY LIFE that i found D batteries x2(disposable i think but they were in a mess so only examined enough to make sure nothing leaking out of them) and the two pairs of nail clippers. She was brought in by her support worker (she had learning difficulties) as she wasnt happy being told by doctors that nothing was wrong (horrid smelly discharge. |
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Dinny
United Kingdom
332 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 12:28:46
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During my trauma whilst googling this subject I did come across some medical papers saying that it is possible and does need refering, however they werent up to date and anyone else medical I've asked just laughs !
I cn not get over the nail clippers, how is that not uncomfortable |
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Rosiebag
9 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 16:18:57
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| Hahahahaha...i have had a really naff day..and just read through this post and you have all made me laugh my socks off...Thank You!!! hahahaha x |
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avreede
379 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 18:12:52
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Can you imagine if she'd been sent for an MRI..?
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fluffbug
75 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 18:22:10
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| Obviously this is a rare case of were-cervix (cervical Lycanthropy). What phase of the moon was it? |
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