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avreede
379 Posts |
 Posted - 22 July 2010 : 18:24:41
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| Even if the moon was waxing, I'd guess she wasn't..!!! |
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willow
1209 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 19:30:31
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THAT MADE ME ROAR WITH LAUGHTER.....A WEAR CERVIX VERY VERY FUNNY. Lets hope that the person hasnt really got anything wrong with their cervix!!! Willow  |
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Sals
United Kingdom
818 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 20:06:09
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| Trimming a hairy cervix with nail clippers-intersting! |
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avreede
379 Posts |
Posted - 22 July 2010 : 20:09:30
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Now this thread is waning, never mind the moon!  |
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igglepiggle
152 Posts |
Posted - 23 July 2010 : 12:10:03
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| ?????????????????fab post, am intrigued!!!x |
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igglepiggle
152 Posts |
Posted - 23 July 2010 : 12:54:18
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| p.s Hairy Cervix would be a good name for a band!! |
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deblynn
United Kingdom
566 Posts |
Posted - 23 July 2010 : 15:44:37
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| Dont mean to burst the bubble but have you considered abuse with the learning disabilities lady? |
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jan.c
United Kingdom
161 Posts |
Posted - 23 July 2010 : 15:51:21
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| when the carer was probed as to how this young lady would be able to obtain these items her reply was that they have their own bedrooms and they are private they do not have the right to go through their possessions!!!!!!! |
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puds
21 Posts |
Posted - 23 July 2010 : 16:01:54
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Originally posted by Bubble54
Hello, I'm new to practice nursing...well about 8 months.......Strange experience this AM, did a smear on a 60 yr old, who had had a previous inadequate, and will swear blind there was strawberry blonde hair coming from her cx, (she was a strawbery blonde) My first thought was coil but she has never had a coil fitted, There was no-one available to discuss this with without sounding as though I was mad.......has anyone else ever come across this before.......I didn't mention it to the lady, didn't quite know how but did warn her if this smear was inadequate would be sending her to colposcopy.
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puds
21 Posts |
Posted - 23 July 2010 : 16:56:16
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Hi there,just thought I'd share a funny (fanny) story with you.I once had a lady in for smear,she had recently had hysterectomy so I asked her wether she still had her cervix,she replied " I don't know but my husbands outside so I'll just nip out and ask him!!!!!" Well I was a bit taken aback,anyway when she returned she informed me that yes she did still have a cervix.So I said if you don't mind me asking but how does your husband know,she replied that he is anethetist,and was there when she had her op!!!!!
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kinderegg
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Posted - 24 July 2010 : 23:51:59
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That is soo funny puds :)
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ozberry
9 Posts |
Posted - 25 July 2010 : 15:51:32
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| Thanks everyone, have just completed theory of smear taking training and about to start supervised practice. As if I haven't been horrified enough already!! |
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Bubble54
34 Posts |
Posted - 26 July 2010 : 09:08:01
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ozberry...I share your pain.......but it ok really...I think
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frankie40piano
58 Posts |
Posted - 28 July 2010 : 18:49:58
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| nothing to add except made me laugh out loud! i was going to suggest the 'rabbit'! |
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JudeM
7 Posts |
Posted - 28 July 2010 : 21:37:42
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Fabulous thread to follow.
Had to remove a strawberry at one time after 'boyfriend' failed to retrieve it.
Plus a phone call from France early one morning asking how the lady concerned could find the tampon she had forgotten was there when she had drunken sex the night before!!
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cakebaker
76 Posts |
Posted - 28 July 2010 : 22:53:31
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Have just caught up on this 'thread' ,does wonders for the pelvic floor muscles trying not to pee yourself with laughter. Didn't do the asthma much good though with laughing so hard!!!
Having been an ex scrub nurse in theatre I have many tales of 'removal of foreign object from rectum' but we will leave these for another day.
Good job we can still laugh
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igglepiggle
152 Posts |
Posted - 29 July 2010 : 12:08:35
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| Yes cakebaker, candles and 'lynx' deodorant bottles, nice!!x |
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hairy cx
